Chapter 2: Human-sama
Suddenly I regained consciousness and was greeted with the sight of the inside of an unfamiliar building.
What’s this……?
For being a dream this place is really realistic looking though…….
In front of my eyes there were two people, a man and a woman.
The man was excessively tall and on top of his head there were cat ears flicking to and fro.
The woman had long and pointed ears, and if I had to describe her….I’d call her a peerless beauty (bishoujo).
「Who’re you?」
A suspicious expression emerged on the face of the cat-eared middle aged man.
「…….m-me? I’m just a regular Human」
In this situation I wonder what’s the correct way to respond?
At the very least, I don’t have a tail growing or ears like the guy in front of me.
Therefore, I think that 「A regular Human」 was a pretty nice answer if I do say so myself.
「Human ya’ say!? Bastard…..you tryin’ ta’ make a fool outta me?!」
Huh!?
There’s got to be a limit to calling me a liar!
In what way, shape, or form was there anything ridiculous in what I said!?
This crazy old guy suddenly swung his big fist at me.
「…What? You’re taking my attack head on!?」
Ugeeeeee!!
That scared me! Mou!
Suddenly being attacked like that certainly surprised me but….this old guy has pretty good acting skills. Even with such a powerful looking punch, it seems like he completely suppressed his strength.
That’s what I thought.
However, I had probably….stumbled into some sort of movie set.
Thinking that, I could understand why this old guy’s power was so unbelievably weak.
Ok!
If it’s like this then I have to live up to this guy’s expectations!
「Doriyaaaaaaaaaaa!!!」
I yelled out as loud as I could and then lightly pushed the old dude’s body.
Then, I wonder.
The cat-eared old guy’s body flew up into the air and violently crashed into the wall didn’t it?!
「……Gobaaa!?」
As expected of an Actor!
I didn’t even put any power into that and the old guy let me see such flashy action.
I think this kind of guy is probably pretty common in Hollywood.
「Damn it! I’ll remember this!」
(TN: Dex will remember this.)
With this parting line the old guy left panting heavily and ran away from me.
「Human-sama!」
The moment that the old guy left another person called out to me, it was the beautiful elf girl.
「Ummmm…. Who are you?」
「My deepest apologies. My name is Lia. I am called Lia of the Elven race.」
The girl named Lia extends her hand to me as we exchange introductions.
「My name is Youji. Amazaki Youji of the Human race.」
「I-I’m so unbelievably excited! You’re really a….Human-sama aren’t you!」
「………….」
I don’t understand at all.
Looking closely, Lia’s ears don’t seem to be artificial at all.
Is this place really the set for a movie?
I think it’s weird that no matter where I look I can’t see a camera anywhere.
After continually hearing these strange remarks from this beautiful elf, I can’t help but get more and more doubtful.
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Well, being human obviously doesn’t do much for his reflexes…
I kinda want to know how exactly he was summoned, though. 😕
Thanks for the chapter! 😃
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You worried about his reflexes? I’m more worried about his IQ! lol
🙂
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A good start. Thanks for the chapter.
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Errr… Is this short novel? So short
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No you have to throw money out your window to pay me in the sky and then it’ll unlock more of the chapter
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I just threw my wallet out the window. Hurry up with the chapter, I need to go out and get my wallet back.
😛
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lol wut…? his first reaction to be being attacked is “this is a movie set!”…. must’ve lost a few screws during the fall just then or MC just plain retarded >_>
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It the standard for the japanese to think it a movie shoot.
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Also he thinks it’s a dream
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When monsters or robots show up on the streets in Japan I’ve seen them blame it on CGI. Movie CGI. Are they OK? I mean, do they not know what CGI is? Who doesn’t know what CGI is? Should I call a doctor?
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they are actually breaking the 4th wall
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Tilea, I’d like you to meet your soulmate.
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My first thought LOL
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Oh Lord, now that you mentioned it….
Awesome! lol. Those 2 would go horrifyingly well together.
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wait, who is Tilea?
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I don’t know how to human…
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thanks for 2 chapters in the same day!
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Thanks 4 the chapter!
A movie set? Really? If a stranger suddenly interrupted a filming, the director would have said CUT already, and threw him out of the set.
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I doubt that your logic is going to get too far with this particular MC… 😉
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Unless it’s a Hollywood film where there is a director who has done only shitty movies so far and is at risk of getting fired. Then he would have said something like “This is gold keep filming” and once the scene ended the director would invite the stranger to start a career in acting.
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is there where the human race gone extinct? from fighting too much with the demon race?
thank you!
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Nope. Most of them were killed when the things came to eat/beat/kill them and they all thought: “Awesome special effects!!” 🙂
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Oh please not one of those stupid protagonists who thinks its all a movie set or who conveniently thinks that he’s not the one whose strong or whatever.
Pisses me off, Hope he drops this notion in a few chapters.
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Man, I total know what you mean:
He goes to sleep, and when he wakes up in an unfamiliar place, with two strangers around him, one even attacking him, his first thought is “I’m in a movie set?”. Like seriously? How mentally screwed up would you have to be for that to be your first thought?
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He fell through the floor, but I get your point.
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Hoping For More!
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I dont think he is a human
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I hope he’s a banana.
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I hope he’s a Bananarama.
“She’s guilty, of love in the first degree!…” 🙂
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No i hope he is lotus
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Thanks!
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Thanks for the chapter
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Thanks for doing this chapter 😄
Though I want more Ochi 🤗
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I curious about Translator Note. “Dex will remember this”. so. that cat? (seriously I thought he a dog at first) will come to action again in some future chapter right?
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That’s also a video game reference
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Thanks for the chapter!
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Thanks for the chapter.
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I’m a bit confused are humans all powerful this story or are the others unimaginably weak? I don’t think gravity can become an excuse this time.
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It’s not actually gravity that was just a metaphor. I’m saying that the earth might suppress magic strongly and this world has less restrictions
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Thanks for the chapter!
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thank you for the chapter
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ahahaha 😀 Human-sama and just light push the Hulk like body send flying IoI ahahaha that was so hilarious and i want moarrrr ahahahha 😀
thx for the chapter ^^
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